Reese, the Neurotic Wonder Dog
My dog is a bit neurotic. I'm not exactly sure when it started, but I can say with certainty that we are there. With her security blanket She's developed a serious case of FOMO - Fear Of Missing Out. We can be sitting on the couch, side by side, her snoring contentedly while stretched out on her half of the sofa, and I'll get up for some water, to stretch, to get a snack, or to use the john, and suddenly she's wide awake, her head on a swivel, wondering what's going on, who's attacking, what's there to eat and why didn't she know about it beforehand. I can tell her to stay, to relax, that I'll be right back, but she'll hop down, possibly do a (literal) Downward Dog or two, and follow me to the kitchen, the pantry, or down the hall to the bathroom. If I dare to put up the baby gate to keep her from free-range snacking in the cat's litter box (gag), she will whine, pout, and randomly go back and forth from the couch to the gate, afraid of miss...